Boys will be boys

September 5th, 2008


Before we point the finger at Sarah Palin for her daughter’s unplanned pregnancy, shouldn’t the baby’s father, Levi Johnston, and his mom at least share some of the blame–or is this just one more example of the teen pregnancy double standard??

The New York Daily News’ story about the Alaskan squire who knocked up the young Palin, describing him as a “a superhunky bad-boy ice hockey player from cold country.”

Whatever criticism befalls Johnston during his time in the spotlight, there won’t ever be any questions about the kid’s toughness. Johnston suffered a cracked tibia right before the hockey playoffs during his junior year as a Wasilla Warrior, but decided to ignore his doctor’s advice and play anyway — even if it was just the consolation round. The result? Two goals.

Your move, Hallie Biden.

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it’s because they built bathhouses

September 4th, 2008

Researchers found that people who live in lands conquered by the Roman army have less protection against HIV than those in countries they never reached

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Cathy Takes on Tough Issues

September 2nd, 2008

cathy

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carrotwinds

August 30th, 2008




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SARAH PALIN IS DESPICABLE

August 29th, 2008

Our next vice president had a retarded baby in April, her fifth child! She would never abort because life is too precious.

And now she’s planning to spend the next 4-16 years in Washington as a major player in the executive branch?

Who the fuck is going to mother your retarded child, Sarah???? Isn’t the whole argument behind having kids “no matter what” grounded in the idea that you will be there to provide a loving family structure in their formative years? Yeah, sure… I realize that the official responsibilities of the VP are pretty slim, but what if the ol’ Codger dies? What is going to happen to your retarded baby if McCain dies and you become PRESIDENT?!

And don’t say “the father will take care of the baby.” He’s a commercial fisherman who spends his spare time sucking oil out of the ground with a straw for BP. Everyone knows that fishermen can’t take care of babies.

Come to think of it, the act of merely getting pregnant while serving as governor is pretty irresponsible on its face.

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re: make it rain, knocka

August 28th, 2008

Perhaps you are like me and have been awaiting this day to see if the charismatic host of American Stoplight, Stuart Shepard, had his prayers for rain answered (see: make it rain, knocka - 8/12/08). But if you in fact were waiting, not only is it not currently raining at 5:45 pm Rocky Mountain Time, but the video in which Shepard cites his wishes for rain was pulled from YouTube after Geoff Geis made fun of it on his blog, and subsequently Keith Olbermann made fun of it on his nightly television program.


Stuart Shepard


Barack Obama


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Steven sent me this…

August 26th, 2008

usc girl

Click on the hot USC chica to read the “article.”

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Nobody else is posting Ballard Street anymore…

August 25th, 2008

Ballard Street

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For my life day?????????

August 21st, 2008

GLASSIC LYRICS COLLECTION turns the lyrics from your favorite songs into ornate souvenir glasses. They sell four different glasses to commemorate the “Born to Run” album:

Obviously, $50 is a lot of money - especially during a recession. But they can be purchased separately!!! Thus, if you draw me for lifeday, know that I’ll be happy with the “Jungleland” commemorative glass, only $15!:

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Even that look can have sexual connotations.

August 18th, 2008

As the Olsen twins show here, covering up can mean looking put-together or disheveled.

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Bourbon-Glazed Baby Back Ribs

August 15th, 2008

ribs

Ingredients

5 tablespoons honey
1/4 cup bourbon
1 1/2 tablespoons hoisin sauce
1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
1 tablespoon plum sauce
1 1/2 teaspoons mild-flavored (light) molasses
1 1/2 teaspoons soy sauce
1 1/2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
3/4 teaspoon hot chili paste (such as sambal oelek)*
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper

2 2 1/4- to 2 1/2-pound racks baby back pork ribs
1 cup unsweetened pineapple juice

Preparation

Whisk first 11 ingredients in small bowl.

Do ahead: Glaze can be made 1 day ahead. Cover and refrigerate.

Preheat oven to 350°F. Place long sheet of heavy-duty foil on each of 2 large rimmed baking sheets. Sprinkle rib racks on all sides with salt and pepper. Place 1 rib rack on each foil sheet. Fold up sides of each foil sheet around rib rack to form boat-like shape. Pour 1/2 cup pineapple juice over each rib rack. Fold up foil to seal packets. Bake until ribs are tender, about 1 hour. Remove ribs from foil packets. Transfer to roasting pan; pour any juices from foil over and cool.

Do ahead: Can be made 1 day ahead. Cover with plastic wrap; refrigerate.

Prepare barbecue (medium heat). Cut each rib rack in half. Grill until browned, brushing frequently with glaze and turning often, about 10 minutes. Cut racks between bones into ribs.

*An Indonesian hot chili paste; available at many supermarkets, at Asian markets, and from mingspantry.com.

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it’s pimp like I knew it would be…

August 13th, 2008

Unfortunately, the last post that I made featured a video that has since been deleted from Myspace TV, leaving nothing but a giant error message. I’ve felt badly about that, because I really liked the post. Luckily, the dude also put the video on Youtube, as seen here:


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Amazing Saudi Sandals

August 13th, 2008


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I’m gonna start doin’ this wit’ y’all every day!

August 12th, 2008

Morning Coffee with Mr.UNST@BL3 # 10

Unfortunately, Mr. Unstable isn’t always this entertaining:

Morning Coffee with Mr.UNSTABL3 #1

Mr. Unstable also raps:

Mr.UNSTABL3 “HARD CANDY” Studio Clip

Morning Coffee with Mr.UNSTABL3 #9

Me. My Sister, and our friends After GWAR 1996:

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