OK Japanese?
I never understood the concept of a flat tax until Mos Def explained it.
Uh, you guys aren’t the Lakers…
On Monday, LeBron James and his entourage woke up and decided to go to the White House. Like myself, they had read in Esquire a few months back that Obama had been rocking the tie-less suit with ease.
The quartet then knew exactly how they were supposed to dress when they showed up at Obama’s door. They were going to fit right in . . .
Until the Prez pulled the ol’ SWITCH-A-ROO. Boy did LeBron and his friends feel stupid.
Qwesi is making kids ‘gay’
On Valentines day 2004 I took my wife on her first sportsfishing trip. We went out of Dana Point with Dana Wharf Sportfishing.
About 2 hours into the trip I felt a tug at my line. As soon as the line started to unwind off the spool, I set the hook and my line went crazy in the water. At this exact moment my wife’s line also took off. We thought we both hooked into a school. Our lines went towards the bow of the boat so we ran towards the bow.
After a few moment’s we realized we musta hooked into the same fish. After a heavy and tiring fight with the fish it finally surfaced with my hook in the right side of it’s mouth and my wife’s hook in the left side of it’s mouth. We had pulled in a GIGANTIC HALIBUT. Bigger than anything I have ever caught.
When the fish was brought aboard the boat, the captain and deckhands jaws dropped in disbelieve. They had said in all their years this was one of the biggest halibut they had ever seen taken from Dana Point. A nice gentlemen, Jay, whom we had met on the boat earlier pulled out his digital scale and we weighed the halibut. It weighed in at 38 lbs 7 ounces.
This is one Valentine’s Day we will never forget. What are the odds that on Valentine’s Day a Couple would both hook the same fish, and one that is 38lbs at that. Needless to say, my wife is hooked on fishing now and we plan to incorporate sportfishing into our leisure activities.
Soy is making kids ‘gay’
My cousin said tht if u eat 2 much soy u turn gay. My bro says its not true. Who’s right?
“Now, I’m a health-food gay, a faggot who seldom allows anything into his asshole unless it’s organic. I state my bias here just so you’ll know I’m not anti-health food… Soybean products are feminizing, and they’re all over the place.”
“People don’t ”turn” gay. Soy milk won’t ”make you gay”, and it won’t give you ”manboobs”, and it certainly won’t ‘’shrink your testicles” like the anti soy people claim. Don’t believe all you hear, troll.”
“Im not a troll I know it doesnt just wanted 2 see who would say yes. my bro has a gay friend, gay ppl r kool”
In the interests of managing her online persona, my mother ought to exercise a bit more restraint when becoming a “fan” of things on Facebook.
Annals of Gentrification: Schadenfreude Edition
“For 18 months after graduating from Colby College, Jack Drury, 24, lived the way many Williamsburg residents do: He followed his passions, working in satellite radio and playing guitar. He earned money as a bicycle messenger and, on occasion, turned to his parents for money.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/08/nyregion/08trustafarians.html
